Lol. Coming up with blog post titles sound so incredibly spastic. No surprise there actually. Gawd, this is KILLING me. It's a Saturday night, so what the heck am I doing home alone? Sometimes I surprise even me. Sigh. I sound like such a total recluse. Damn.

I'm so bored that I've even subjected myself to watching the live telecast of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles' wedding on TV. Only to catch a glimpse of their hunky sons, don't get me wrong. It's kinda hard to get an eyeful of Prince William and Harry when the camera man keeps on zooming in on Charlie's wrinkles though. Although, if the TV station were smart enough, they would get more close ups of the two princes. That would get more viewers. Definitely.

Gosh. The royal family looks really boring though. They look so damn stately. The men waddling about in their tuxedos and bowties, and those moustaches that look like the one on the logo of Mr. Potato's chips. The women are primly dressed in similiar looking outfits, only in different colours. Colours like fuschia and aqua. Can you believe it? With the amount of ker-ching they have, you'd have thought that they could afford some flashy designer outfits. Oh well, my bad, perhaps those distasteful suits are designer ones after all. Not like I'd ever know, of course. And they're all wearing these gigantic big hats. The ones that go out to at least 10 centimetres from your head. When Camilla Parker Bowles lifted her hand to wave to the crowd, she hit her hat. Lol. That was pretty funny. She hit the hat on the top of the car when she got in too. See? Those hats are a nuisance.

But wait, that's not all. The public just HAD to add to the excitement. Yup. There was a streaker in the crowd. This guy just made his way to the front of the crowd and decided to STRIP. What was that for, buddy? An act of appreciation? Geez. Yeah, anyway, the English policemen didn't seem fazed at all, though. They just sorta like held him down, and pulled his jeans back up. Lol. No kidding. I seriously wonder how our Malaysian police would have reacted to that. And then they just escorted him down the road with their police on horses to the nearest police station. Trotting down the road just like that. Smiling at the crowd gamely. Lol! I'd just like to see our police do that.

Yeah. So you do get an idea about how bored I am, huh? Oh well. At least I did get a tiny glimpse of Prince William looking absolutely gorge in a suit. I suppose that should have made my boring night better.